1. pondi-pond:

    ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli

  2. sylphofbooty:

    when did this

    become more beautiful than this

  3. kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

    ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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    (via mikewazowskier)

  4. studip:

    real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

    (via lizisadoll)

  5. Job interview

    • Interviewer:   What are three words that describe you?
    • Me:   Boss Ass Bitch

    itsbrittanybutler:

    Panic! At The Disco | Vinyl Discography 

    A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out (2005)
    Pretty. Odd. (2008)
    Vices & Virtues (2011)
    Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die! (2013)

    (via zachslays)

  6. Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At The Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out


    princeofparadise:

    I’ve got more wit
    A better kiss
    Hotter touch
    A better fuck
    Than any boy you’ll ever meet

    My favorite song by P!ATD yasssss Brendon yasssss

    (via zachslays)

  7. fuckyeah-juliechenbot:

    THE HOUSE IS SHAKING UP THIS WEEK??? Wait. This could only be a–

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    (via loganation)

  8. witness-protection-with-wings:

    caraphatash:

    witness-protection-with-wings:

    witness-protection-with-wings:

    so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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    i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

    How was the sandwich? 

    Sandwichy.

    (via lizisadoll)